A couple times a year I hear about an alcohol beverage that is somehow, against all odds, “good for you.”
It happened again this week and so I eagerly rushed to the Public COLA Registry to see what was new. Lo and behold, I found the squirrel. A mighty one — or so it purports to be. The press release purported this new beer to have something like 10 times the protein compared to Bud Light.
The average analysis for Bud Light is above, to the right, and the one for Mighty Squirrel is to the left. The TTB-approved label shows the product to be a “Whey Beer.” Whey is apparently some sort of cheese protein and byproduct so I am turning this over to the cheese law blogger extraordinaire, for further elucidation.
There is no word yet, on how hard the Squirrel folks tried to push on this label. I don’t see any signs that they pushed particularly hard. For example, the rodent in question does not seem to have particularly impressive musculature (or even a tiny but visible rodent six pack). The whey, good-for-you-beer, and protein angles are not particularly new. Here is whey from way back. Here is protein from way back (in the form of Devotion, vodka with added casein). Here is good-for-you-beer from the last decade.
I can almost hear, and almost miss, the faint echo of Battle Martin directing: “make the calf muscles smaller.”
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE A CLEVER STRONG SQUIRREL
Squirrel Bodybuilders (google image)
Alpha Yard Squirrels: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGhZHlpSE6k
Squirrel VS Snake (squirrel wins!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nYr3jKx5yI
PB up Tree (at 0:37) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lL0KtT1enk
Assault Course https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsuVLsDyln4